In a shocking turn of events, the newly elected Pope Leo I 14th has ignited a firestorm among right-wing circles, revealing a failed MAGA-backed bribery scheme aimed at securing a conservative papacy. Cardinal Robert Pbos, the first American pope, has swiftly dismantled MAGA’s hopes with his progressive stance on pivotal issues, leading to a frenzy of accusations and conspiracy theories from high-profile figures like Laura Loomer and Alex Jones.

Just days into his papacy, Pope Leo has already been labeled a “Marxist” by critics who are struggling to reconcile his compassionate approach to immigration, poverty, and social justice with their rigid ideologies. The desperation of MAGA supporters is palpable; attempts to fund the Papal Foundation with a staggering $1 billion for a compliant pope have backfired spectacularly. Instead of a puppet, they’ve received a leader who openly denounces Trumpian policies and advocates for the marginalized.

Social media is ablaze with outrage as the pope’s past statements—criticizing Trump’s anti-immigrant rhetoric and supporting gun control—come to light. MAGA supporters are now left grappling with the reality that their hoped-for alliance with the Vatican has crumbled into a chaotic uproar. The new pope has not hesitated to call out injustice, pushing back against the very tenets MAGA champions.

This unprecedented shift marks a pivotal moment not just for the Catholic Church, but for American politics, as the right-wing grapples with a leader who embodies the teachings of Jesus rather than a political agenda. With right-wing pundits in a state of disbelief, the Vatican’s rejection of MAGA ideology has never been clearer, leaving many to wonder: what’s next in this unfolding saga? The clash between faith and political ideology has reached a boiling point, raising questions about the future of both the church and American conservatism.