Kansas City Chiefs Refuse to Host a Pride Night, “It’s Woke Agenda”
In what has quickly become one of the most controversial off-field decisions of the season, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that they would not be hosting a Pride…
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Cancel Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They Lost Their Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated…
David Muir Is Now Jobless After Being Fired by ABC, “Fact Checking Was My Biggest Mistake”
In a shocking turn of events that has left the media world reeling, David Muir, the anchor of ABC’s flagship news program World News Tonight, has reportedly been…
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”
In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is…
Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning…
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Seemingly Agree to Hold ‘Cage Match’ in Vegas: ‘Send Me Location’
“If this is for real, I will do it 🔥🔥,” Musk said of the potential fight between himself and the Meta co-founder and CEO Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg may soon…
Bernard Arnault und Elon Musk treffen sich zum Luxus-Lunch
Paris hosted a meeting between the two wealthiest people on the planet. Elon Musk, owner of Tesla and Twitter, met Bernard Arnault, arguably the most important representative of…
Elon Musk: The eccentric boy and his journey to becoming the world’s billionaire
Elon Musk read every book in his school library in fourth grade, mastered programming s𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁s at age 9, and is worth $19.9 billion at age 47. Elon Musk…
Elon Musk’s Boycott Causes ABC to Lose Nearly 1 Million Subscribers Overnight
In an extraordinary turn of events that no one saw coming (except maybe Elon Musk), ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The cause? A single…
Billionaire Elon Musk once lived on just $1 a day
The electric car billionaire had a troubled 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥hood, was bullied at school, wrote his own games and lived on just one dollar a day. Over the past two…